EMMA

Emma, you smell like man soap. "That's because I like to smell like mans" Why do you like to smell like a man? "Because I like mans!"
"Look mom, I cooked this soup and it's very hot, see the steam?" Why isn't it burning you if it has hot steam? "Because it's a gentle steam."
"If daddy shaves his beard off he will be a girl." (She actually cried when he said he was going to shave.)
"If I cut my hair off I wil be a boy and that would be bad."