Emma

Emma has her first imaginary friend, her name is Lemon.I asked her what Lemon looks like and she said "just like a lemon". I say"so she looks like a big talking fruit?"No mom, shes not a talking fruit, she's just a person named Lemon." What does the person named Lemon look like Emma?" MOM,(exasperation) she looks like nothing!

Other Emmaisms:
"Mom, did you hear that? My tummy was laughing!"

"Mom, will you finish coloring this? because my hand is getting dizzy."

"Mommy, I am so so in love with my daddy!"